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    Moderator at Work Farmer1's Avatar
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    A bodybuilder was admiring his body

    A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere but his penis. So, he went to the beach, naked, and buried himself in the sand with only his penis sticking out.
    Two elderly ladies walked by and saw this penis sticking out of the sand. One of them moved it around with her cane. She said to her friend, "There isn't any justice in this world."
    Her friend asked her what she meant.
    "When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I demanded it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
    There are no dumb questions. Just dumb answers.

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    Nascar Pool Diecast Two Time Winner 4me2c's Avatar
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    What a Hoot from an Old Coot...?!!
    WWJD...?!?

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    Well, ahhh, yeah...................
    "Glass Half Full Always"

 

 

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