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A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realised that the smoke was so thick that it...

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son" said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'BANGETY BANG BANG'". "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and...

All I can say is this is going to be an awesome card. UFC 200: "Cormier vs. Jones 2" Date: Sat., July 9, 2016 Location: The T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. Broadcast: Pay-Per-View this should appear on the normal channels BTSport1, BTSport2 or Ultimate Events, If you have a channel that...

A little girl asked her mum "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mum replies "No, because she is in heat". "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage". The little girl goes to the garage and says "Daddy, can I take Belle for a walk...

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick" said the woman to her lover "into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The...

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table. The waitress...

Comedy, Mystery Directed by: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen Actors: Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich Plot: Hail Caesar! Follows a day in the life of Eddie Mannix, a Hollywood fixer for Capitol Pictures in the 1950s, who cleans up and solves problems for big names and stars in the...

WoW sometimes I just cant figure people out why do something so dumb in the most secure areas in the world? Secret Service officers on Friday shot a male suspect near a security checkpoint close to the White House after he apparently brandished a weapon, a law enforcement source said. The...

I don't know if anyone has been using this addon but I just tried it this last UFC and it was flawless in HD. If anyone is interested check it out.

As of today, the Charter cable company officially owns Time Warner Cable and another operator, Bright House, thanks to a $65 billion mega merger. I know you're wondering how this affects you if you are one of the millions of people who get cable from any of these companies. The answer is that...

young man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice... "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at him. He was deeply embarrassed and...

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner". The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond...

It looks like the sister site has posted the following message... "Waiting for reason from NFPS but IPTV is down and most channels on IKS"

For the UFC fans we got a great UFC 198: "Werdum vs. Miocic" Now it is time to move on to UFC 199 - "Rockhold vs. Weidman 2" Date: Sat., June 4, 2016 Location: The Forum in Los Angeles, California. Broadcast: Pay-Per-View this should appear on the normal channels BTSport1, BTSport2 or Ultimate...

Hi guys I can confirm that MRMC does work please note there is no 3rd party support but for IPTV it works fine running it on my iphone on portal4. Also it is $4.99 on app store for apple it sucks that its pay for and no 3rd party apps but if you are on the go like me and want to take you iptv...

Just think: if Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a white billionaire, moved into public housing, vacated by a black family!

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden. After about...

A man decided that it was time to teach his son how to say prayers, so he spent a few nights teaching the son the basics. After the kid had learned them well enough to say on his own, the father instructed him that after he was done with the prayers each night, he was to choose someone special...

A young lady had unwantedly became pregnant and wanted an abortion. Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she was too far gone and therefore not possible. When told so by her doctor she broke down and cried. "I can't have a baby now" she said "There must be something you can do!" The...

Just a few shows I am waiting on. I think preacher looks really promising... I just hope it's not over hyped! Preacher (2016_) Release May 22 Plot: Rev. Jesse Custer is a badass Texas preacher who loses his faith and learns that God has left heaven, forsaking His duties. After merging with a...