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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.With World Com, you would have less than $5.00 left.If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.If you had...

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman."That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a...

A cowboy from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana...

the box was easy to setup ,very nice unit and can see upgrades as soon as you power it on ,i also find remote works better then tvonline plus ,not as sensitive .so far im liking box .keep up the great work avov.

An Australian man of Vietnamese descent is tired of Facebook closing his account just because his name is Phuc Dat Bich. It's actually pronounced closer to Phoop Dook Bic, but that's not how Facebook must have read it when the site took his account down three times, believing it to be a profane...

Jon Jones is getting yet another chance in the UFC octagon. The UFC reinstated its former light heavyweight champion Friday, lifting Jones' indefinite suspension after its lawyers reviewed his plea agreement stemming from a hit-and-run crash in Albuquerque in April. The world's dominant mixed...

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Guide cookies and I made $30" she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's...

Who is the poorest guy in the south? The Tooth Fairy.

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream...

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She...

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher...

Golf rules for beginners:1) Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.2) Form a loose grip.3) Keep your head down.4) Avoid a quick back swing.5) Stay out of the water.6) Try not to hit anyone.7) If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.8) Don't stand directly in...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through...

It may have been rodent-shaped but tests have confirmed that the piece of chicken that was claimed to be a rat last week was actually chicken. Tests in an independent lab have apparently proved that the fried meat was definitely not a rodent, despite a customer’s claim to the contrary...

When most of us share a photo of our dinner on Facebook, it’s usually to show off how delicious it looks – not because it resembles mistakenly deep-fried vermin. But that’s exactly why a photo taken by a KFC customer in California has gone viral, after he claimed he found a rat in his meal at...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however...

OTTAWA - Medical marijuana can legally be consumed in a range of ways — from cannabis-infused cookies and brownies to cooking oils and tea — the Supreme Court of Canada ruled Thursday. The decision to remove limitations on what constitutes legally acceptable medical marijuana was being hailed...