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A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to...

Aaron Hernandez comitted suicide in prison Wednesday morning, the Department of Correction said. According to a statement for the DOC, the former New England Patriot star was discovered hanging in his cell at the Souza Baranowski Correctional Center in Shirley Massachusetts at approximately 3:05...

A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' The doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'

LONDON - Musician Greg Lake co-founded both King Crimson and Emerson, Lake and Palmer — bands that helped define the sprawling, influential but often-maligned genre known as progressive rock.Lake, who died of cancer at 69, was instrumental in bringing classical influences, epic length, mythic...

A beer-loving Russian man convinced his local beer store to install a pipeline from their cooler to his kitchen. Now his sink has two faucets - one runs hot and cold water, the other runs beer. Andrey Eremeev, a mechanic from Chelyabinsk, said it started as a joke. But the beer store -- which...

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The reaction towards Leonard Grey's fishing technique around North Lake Prince Edward Island is certainly mixed. After accidentally discovering that local fish are mysteriously attracted to crack cocaine, he has become the area's most successful fisherman and unapologetically continues to use...

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Canadians have the right to grow medical pot in their own homes, according to a Federal Court ruling that strikes down Ottawa’s decision to ban home growing as it moved to a commercial, mail-order system. The court suspended its decision for six months to give Parliament time to respond. A...

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a...

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"Slim says: "I feel just like a newborn baby.""Really? Like a...

Little Patrik asked for a bike for his Birthday. His dad said: "We'd get you one but your mortgage is $80,000 and your mum has lost her job."Next day Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks: "Where you going son?"Patrick replied: "I walked past your room last night and heard...

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The...

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.The electrician decided to wire the bed -...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" she asked."Hunting flies," He responded."Oh, killing any?" She asked."Yep, three males, two females," he replied.Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?He responded, "Three were on a...

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his d**k.An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"The mother (who couldn't think of an...

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper.""What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!""I know all that.""Then why did you invite a friend for supper?""Because the poor...

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?""I'm in love." the boy replied.Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?""With you!" he said."But...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage."Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand...