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  1. 4wheelin

    initial review Xtreamx z1

    I was impressed with look of this little box and setting up iptv was fast and pretty much straight foward .The box connected right away and menu is good,channel change is fast with a great picture .I need more time to throw some apps in it and do some further testing,so far i am impressed with...
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    Bottom Deodorant

    c/p A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a...
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    Thai provincial governor says all 12 boys and their coach found alive in cave

    MAE SAI, Thailand (AP) — Thai provincial governor says all 12 boys and their coach found alive in cave where they went missing over a week ago. EARLIER: MAE SAI, Thailand (AP) — Rescue divers on Monday were making progress through a key passageway inside the flooded mountain cave in northern...
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    WWE and WCW Legend Vader Dies at 63

    "WWE extends its condolences to White's family, friends and fans," a spokesman for WWE emailed us as part of a statement. White began his sports entertainment career in the mid-1980s after retiring from the NFL due to injury, per WWE's bio, which the company rep shared with TheWrap. He rose to...
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    Castration

    c/p After a consultation, the doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to...
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    Little Johnny The Toothbrush Salesman

    The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil...
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    Van plows down pedestrians in Toronto leaving 9 dead, 16 injured

    TORONTO — Tarp-covered bodies littered blood-stained sidewalks after a white rental van plowed into pedestrians along a busy section of Yonge St. on Monday. Toronto Police reported the driver of a Ryder rental van had been taken into custody just south of the horrifying scene, which stretched...
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    Cab Driver

    A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with...
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    Riddles

    > 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose among three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded > guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? > > 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then...
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    Keystoned cops hospitalized after eating seized dispensary edibles?

    Two Toronto Police officers have been suspended in a story that includes accusations of eating seized pot edibles, tree climbing and hospital visits, too. One officer was allegedly flying so high, he ended up in a tree. It was actually three police officers who were taken to hospital over the...
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    1st impression D-lite

    i finally got around to setting up this little gem ,it took more time for it to update out of the box then to set up server .The menu is easy to navigate and input your settings.picture is very good as expected from having other dreamlinks.I do prefer this box over other iptv boxes that i have...
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    Short, Sweet, And To The Point

    A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?” "No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs." "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" "No, they spread."
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    durex build on T2

    auto update on the T2 updated to durex 17.xv6.35.
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    Motorhead Guitarist 'Fast' Eddie Clarke Dead at 67

    "Fast" Eddie Clarke, the Motörhead guitarist featured on many of the band's classic albums and a founding member of Fastway, died Wednesday. He was 67. The group confirmed Clarke's death on Facebook, noting that he was in the hospital for pneumonia. "We are devastated to pass on the news we...
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    dreamlink T2

    this is a great little box ,i found set up fast and wifi works great ,i am downstairs opposite end of house and it connected within 10 seconds.so far i am very impressed with this unit and will be doing some more testing as i get more apps going on this.i just recieved box about 1/2 hour ago...
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    christmas tune

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    AC/DC star Malcolm Young dies aged 64 after dementia battle

    AC/DC star Malcolm Young has died aged 64, his family have confirmed. The Glaswegian guitarist, who was founding member of the legendary rockers, passed away after battling dementia for several years. A heartfelt statement released by his family said: ‘It is with deepest sorry that we inform...
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    gord downie (tragically hip) rip

    i just heard gord has passed away last night.
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    Post-surgery question

    You'll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young woman's > surgery. > > But, she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a > normal sex > > life again doctor?" > > The surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran > > own his cheek...
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    Time to Quit Drinking

    Drinking, Gordie, a bit drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A Few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. Then, nothing. But, after another minute or 2, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to...