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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed:A ... Almost BoobsB ... Barely there.C ... Can't Complain!D ... Damn!DD... Double...

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"The driver says, "Bout what

A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was escorted into the lawyer's office.The man needed legal help, but he knew how expensive lawyers could be, so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?""Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three...

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are them cows up...

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the...

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the...

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably. "I'm sure we´ll solve your problem," the...

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts.

MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very...

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood. Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house...

Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees."I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong."Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter...

What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?The dog shuts up when you let it in.

i just received this box couple days ago and i am impressed ,easy setup ,good picture and i like the layout a little better then the mag i have .so far so good here and would recommend this to my friends.

A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries.Actually, I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a...

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes...

Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I do pal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and...

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It’s fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie...