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Sorry, made an error in guide_ks.xml file (channel / Name mismatch) Just fixed and uploaded now /Shooty

How to Setup Perfect Player using my PP Settings Template File When you backup your settings in Perfect Player, it makes an encrypted file, the name consisting of the date and time, with a file extension of (.ppbck). Unknown to most, is that this is just a pk-zip file. If you take the file...

Posting these Templates to assist certain users with MAC# accounts that are experiencing problems with VOD. *Use modified template m3u playlist files with programs/ apps that use playlists (Perfect Player etc) Edit these Templates with your Account info. and save with a different name, with the...

John and Mary were waking up one morning, getting ready to go to work, when John looked out and noticed freezing rain coming down on everything. Damn, he said, I better head off early if I want to get to work on time. Mary then states she has to finish a report before she leaves, for a big...

A man, who just got divorced from his Wife, was packing the last of his things from the attic of his house, that is now his ex-wife's. While going through an old trunk, he finds a brass lamp, rubs off the dust, and a Genie appears. You have freed me, so I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever...

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, swimming in the water? ... Bob! What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, hanging on a wall? ... Art! What do you call a girl standing with one leg? ... Eileen! What do you call a Chinese girl standing with one leg? ... Irene!

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The teacher asked the class to use the word “Ozonol” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm to see his pet sheep, and one bit me, so he put Ozonol on the bite" The teacher said, “Excellent, Molly.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went...

Some Condom Jokes!;) Man walks up to the cashier at the drugstore, with a box of condoms. "That'll be $4.50, plus tax". "Never mind the tax, ...I'll tape them on"! Woman goes to the drugstore to get condoms for her boyfriend. The pharmacist says "We carry the Olympic brand only, in Gold...

Please remove illegal characters from vod and liveTV/PPV names. Today I am specifically referring to PPV1 (601). commas ( , ) will screw up channel/title name in m3u playlists. Name of item is derived from the characters after the last comma in an m3u description line; will list the item name as...

A blonde and a brunette, were walking down the street. The brunette says, "My boyfriends dandruff is so bad, I had to give him 'Head & Shoulders'." The blonde ponders for a moment, then replies, "Really!, ...How do you give shoulders?".;)

Thanks for being here! Shooty * I'm not ...packin'