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  1. Farmer1

    New Raffle coming up

    WE have a raffle coming up for a Buzz xrs4500 Thanks to NBS and the Buzz team raffle will be open to all members and staff, Excluding duhhud the winner of the last Buzz box As soon as I decide on what the raffle will be Ill post It
  2. Farmer1

    New ceo

    If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the...
  3. Farmer1

    A hinge

    While installing a new door, I found one of the hinges missing. I asked my wife if she would go to Home Depot to pick one up. She said she would. While waiting for the Manager to finish serving another customer, her eye caught two beautiful bathroom faucets - one for the sink and one for the...
  4. Farmer1

    Employee Notice.

    Due to the current upset situation caused by the Corona Virus in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire...
  5. Farmer1

    Nosy Mildred

    Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she...
  6. Farmer1

    Don’t mess with old people!

    The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling...
  7. Farmer1

    Sex after death

    A couple of buddies made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die and, true to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris...
  8. Farmer1

    Shoot or don't shoot???

    A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the...
  9. Farmer1

    Vaseline

    >> A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. >> >> He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" >> >> She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' >> >>...
  10. Farmer1

    Raffle for a Buzz XR4500 02/27/2020 - duhhud

    Raffle for a Buzz XR4500 A big thanks t bwcbob for sponsoring this raffle This raffle is open to all members and staff Rules 1 guess every 8 hr First correct answer wins Winner will receive a Buzz XR4500 I found some different music I really like. I need the title of the song and the...
  11. Farmer1

    Raffle in a couple days

    We will be having a raffle in a couple days for a okay it will be for a buzz XR4500 A big thanks t bwcbob for sponsoring this raffle and a awesome person to deal with I have company till mid afternoon tomorrow Once they leave I will get my chit together and post the raffle
  12. Farmer1

    I need a man

    A man was telling his doctor that his wife has grown cold after years of marriage, so the doctor gave him a potion to kick start her hormones, But he also told him to only give her two drops, delighted he rushed home with a bottle of wine and made dinner, after the meal He went to the kitchen...
  13. Farmer1

    "Honey, you know I'm a virgin

    A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the...
  14. Farmer1

    financial planning

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most...
  15. Farmer1

    OK......

    OK ...... Two good ol’ boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you...
  16. Farmer1

    love old people

    A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home...
  17. Farmer1

    Defense Attorney:

    Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a...
  18. Farmer1

    Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his father.

    Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his father. He watches his father move from horse to horse,running his hand up and down the horse's legs and rump and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked' "Dad why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to...
  19. Farmer1

    REDNECK Love Song

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    Rye Bread

    Rye Bread Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year...