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  1. Farmer1

    I will be posting a raffle soon

    Look likw we will have another faffle in a day or 2 Raffle for a SteamPro G1 Android IPTV OTT set-top HD 4K Thanks to NBS
  2. Farmer1

    The Hooker's Union

    The Hooker's Union A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what...
  3. Farmer1

    Raffle for a StreamPro G1 Android IPTV OTT set-top HD 4K 01/29/2021 - Ryu reraffled

    Raffle for a SteamPro G1 Android IPTV OTT set-top HD 4K Thanks to NBS I will thank Ryu for this idea Thanks for all the ideas I will use the in upcoming raffles You can check this box out here...
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    StreamPro G1 Android IPTV OTT set-top Hd 4K

    Thanks to NBS we will be having a raffle for a SteamPro G1 Android IPTV OTT set-top HD 4K Any one have any ideas Just keep in mind we are not allowed to post videos It will be a couple days before I post the raffle
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    If you ever testify in cour

    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility..... Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'...
  6. Farmer1

    Golf panties

    > > The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her > ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. > > "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?" Ole demanded. > > "Well," she said, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money...
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    Raffle for a Buzz Vivid stick ST 4000 01/18/2021 - bigstar

    Sorry about the mishap all I can do is restart the raffle We will be raffling a Buzz vidstick ST4000 Thanks to bwcbob for all your generosity and great support to our wonderful community! Please if you need anything get a hold of bwcbob by PM, his prices are great and and is...
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    Raffle for a Buzz Vivid stick ST 4000 01/14/2021 - superbox

    We will be raffling a Buzz vidstick ST4000 Thanks to bwcbob for all your generosity and great support to our wonderful community! Please if you need anything get a hold of bwcbob by PM, his prices are great and and is awesome to deal with. Raffle will be open to all members and staff Rules...
  9. Farmer1

    Thanks to bwcbob a raffle will be coming soon

    We will be raffling a Buzz vidstick ST4000 Thanks to bwcbob for all your generosity and great support to our wonderful community! Please if you need anything get a hold of bwcbob by PM, his prices are great and and is awesome to deal with.
  10. Farmer1

    Everything is bigger in Texas.

    A blind man headed to Texas for his vacation Upon arriving at the hotel, he felt a large breeze in the lobby. He said," Wow!" and heard his voice echo. He then said," Wow, this lobby is so big!" A passing bellhop replied," Everything is bigger in Texas." After checking in, another bellhop...
  11. Farmer1

    Old ladies rock

    An older lady named Ida was somewhat lonely since her cat died and decided she needed another pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she...
  12. Farmer1

    welfare office

    "A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a...
  13. Farmer1

    couple sex

    An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple sex?” The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight...
  14. Farmer1

    A man met a beautiful lady

    A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very...
  15. Farmer1

    Frank's Injury

    The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was...
  16. Farmer1

    The Old Golfer and the Brunette

    A circus owner runs an ad for a "lion tamer wanted" and two people show up. One is an old golfer in his seventies, the other a drop-dead gorgeous brunette with a great body in her twenties. The circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He...
  17. Farmer1

    +18 magic sandles

    A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married...
  18. Farmer1

    My new girlfriend

    I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating . She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?* I replied: “He can smell she is ready . That is how nature works.* We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again my girlfriend asked...
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    Two good ol' boys

    Two good ol' boys in a Arkansas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local horse trailer manufacturing plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife...
  20. Farmer1

    A Scottish Golf Story

    John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. They loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered...