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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to...

A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and...

A woman was in bed with her lover when her husband telephoned to say he was 5 min away. “Hurry,” she said, “get up and stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said. “Pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s this?”...

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. So he went to the doctor and consulted him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examination table, and started to...

A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota.” The boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You start...

> Carol, the manager at the local Walmart , had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Carol, decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which...

People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor. Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the...

A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tell your fortune. So, she thought to herself "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me!" She went over to the machine and put...

BEWARE IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU ! This happened yesterday and is an important lesson for our age group. A friend had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the vaccination center. Afterwards he began to have blurred vision on the way home. When he got...

I,m not sure if i posted this before or not A man and a woman were dating. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so badly. In fact, he had never even seen her naked... One day, as they slowly drove down the freeway, she remarked about his...

BUBBA WAS PASSING BY BILLY BOB'S HAY BARN ONE DAY WHEN, THROUGH A GAP IN THE DOOR, HE SAW BILLY BOB DOING A SLOW AND SENSUAL STRIPTEASE IN FRONT OF AN OLD GREEN JOHN DEERE. He performed a slow pirouette, and gently slid off first the right strap of his overalls, then the left. He then hunched...

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the...

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we...

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate hay and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was...

Clotile goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I got dis problem wif passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it...

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife. But...after several weeks, my penis had gained several more inches, and was continuing to grow. I became quite concerned. At the rate it was growing, I would soon have problems...

>> From:Subject: Fwd: The Saskatchewan Drunk >> >> >> The Saskatchewan Drunk >>>> Recently, during a routine patrol, an RCMP patrolman parked down the street outside >>>> a Legion Hall just off the main Street in Saskatchewan. >>>> After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the...

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I will live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or...

She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she laboured away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about...

Raffle for a SteamPro G1 Android IPTV OTT set-top HD 4K Thanks to NBS for the SteamPro Rules are simple 1 guess every 6 hr How ever gets the correct answer will win the steamPro There is attraction my Wife and I would like to see What I need is the where the attraction is and what it is...