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Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ... "I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?" The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After the services, he starts talking to the pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid...

A newlywed couple arrive at the hotel for their honey moon. Manager says "welcome to our beautiful hotel we have your reservation ready." After 3 days the Manager gets worried about the honeymooners as he hasn't seen them since check in. He decides to go to check on them. He knocks on their...

A Canadian Army C.O. was about to start the morning briefing to all the staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the C.O. decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, and therefore he failed to get...

>>>>> >>>>> While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in >>>>> very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled >>>>> up?" >>>>> >>>>> "No," said her husband. >>>>> >>>>> She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned...

A teenage girl asked her mom at dinner: MOM, how many types of penis are there? The mother, surprised, responds while looking at her husband who is about 50 years old Well, my daughter, in humans it happens in three phases. At the age of 20, erect human penis is hard like an oak. Between 30...

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner...

A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere but his penis. So, he went to the beach, naked, and buried himself in the sand with only his penis sticking out. Two elderly ladies walked by and saw this penis sticking out of the sand. One of them...

Another great box from the Buzz team This Buzz come very well packed everything is well secured in the box BT remote works flawlessly As always Buzz has easy setup This Buzz has great wifi connection with wifi speed 10/100 mbps Lan speed up to 1 G Pic quality very sharp and clear It is a...

Biker Joke An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?" The old timer said, "I'm a biker and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight on...

True story. In my 30's I bartended at a place frequented by older storytelling folks. One dapper gentleman, Mr. Pat told me this referring to his man part. He said: "You know when I was in my 20's, I would try to bend it with both hands and it wouldn't budge. In my 40's it barely curved. I could...

A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere but his penis. So, he went to the beach, naked, and buried himself in the sand with only his penis sticking out. Two elderly ladies walked by and saw this penis sticking out of the sand. One of them...

Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first Baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat Great!' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust...

& the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat & I...

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents...

An old country farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night, she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him...

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty year-old rancher,in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride: Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom...

The Knob If this doesn't make you laugh, you're dead!!!! A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten...

A young couple wanted to join a church, and the pastor instructed them, "We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the church. When the pastor ushered them into his office...

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads...