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  1. Farmer1

    The Winter Boots

    > > Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots? > > He asked for help and she could see why. > > > > Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots > still didn't want to...
  2. Farmer1

    An older Nun

    An older Nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her sandwich in a Brown bag and walked over...
  3. Farmer1

    Patty come home from fishing

    A mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing...
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    Couple went to New York and hired a Cab.

    >> Couple went to New York and hired a Cab. >> He had a broad Southern accent >> Cabbies: "whhhherre are Yaaah Frumm?" >> Wife: "what is he sayin?" >> Husband: "asking where we from" >> Husband to cabbie: "London" >> >> Cabbie:" whereeee inn Londonn?" >> Wife:"what is he sayin?" >> Husband to...
  5. Farmer1

    Christmas Raffle for Buzztv Essentials2 SE edition - pizzadish

    Christmas Raffle for Busstv Essentials2 SE edition Rules are simple Open to all members and staff 1 guess every 6 hr you can put a answer guess for both 1 It took quite a lot of time. I counted all my wife's Christmas decorations this includes all ornaments on the trees, tree or trees...
  6. Farmer1

    Raffle coming soon

    Happy to announce we will be having a Christmas raffle. Not 100% sure what the prize will be, we will announce that later. All I need to do is figure out what I plan to do for the raffle.
  7. Farmer1

    Milking machine

    A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment...
  8. Farmer1

    Man & woman sitting at a bar

    Man & woman sitting at a bar, man turns to the woman and says “would you like to go to my place and have some fun?” Woman says, “not on your life, I don’t even know you” Man says, “if I gave you a million dollars would you come over and have some fun?” Woman says, “well, for a million dollars...
  9. Farmer1

    Job Interview

    Jennifer, a manager at a local Lidl store, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of...
  10. Farmer1

    Helloween fun

    > A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The missus got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled...
  11. Farmer1

    Smart Kid

    >> *In a Store in US a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.* >> >> *The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the Store, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.* >> >> *So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg...
  12. Farmer1

    Halloween Raffle for a Raffle BuzzTV Esentials 2 10-25-2021 - xayoz

    Thanks to duhhud for donating the BuzzTV Esentials 2 back to be raffled off. Thanks to iptvtalk, nbs and buzz team for the original donation duhhud ask for a Halloween theme I was racking my brain and was having trouble to think of one so thanks to Ryu for coming up with this one Rules are...
  13. Farmer1

    Raffle for the BuzzTV Esentials2 coming soon

    I would Like to thank duhhud for his generosity I will be posting the raffle for the BuzzTV Esentials2 closer to Halloween duhhud ask for a Halloweeny thyme
  14. Farmer1

    Three black men

    At the National Art Gallery, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery...
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    Raffle for a 1 BuzzTV XR4000 10-09-2021 - 4me2c

    Raffle for a 1 BuzzTV XR4000 Boxes originally supplied by NBS and/or the Buzz team. Just remember this is a test box it has been tested for a few hr This thread explains more http://iptvtalk.net/showthread.php?4...l=1#post282618 Rules Open to all members and staff No Youtube links, if you...
  16. Farmer1

    Raffle for a Formuler Z8 09-26-2021 - big mac

    We will be raffling of a formuler Z8. This box is a test box. It has been used just for testing purposes. Rules Open to all members and staff 1 guess every 6 hr My wife and I have been watching a TV series I need the name of the series At this time we are on season 4 episode 2 Good luck...
  17. Farmer1

    formuler Z8

    We have come up with a formuler Z8 test box that we will next on our raffle schedule
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    Raffle for 1 BuzzTV ST4000 VidStick 09-20-21 - monty49

    Raffle for 1 BuzzTV ST4000 VidStick Boxes originally supplied by NBS and/or the Buzz team. Just remember this is a test box it has been tested for a few hr This thread explains more...
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    New Raffles for 2 test boxes coming soon

    Boxes originally supplied by NBS and/or the Buzz team. These devices include: 1 BuzzTV ST4000 VidStick 1 BuzzTV XR4000 As many may know, iptvtalk receives devices to be raffled and tested from supported companies and persons at random times. In all instances a test box comes into crazed...
  20. Farmer1

    Raffle BuzzTV Esentials2 -- 09/09/2021 - duhhud reraffled

    And the fun begins. We are raffling a Buzz E2 With thanks to iptvtalk and nbs and buzz team Rules Open to all members and staff 1 guess every 6 hr I am looking for one of my wife's favourite movies I need the name of the move and the year released Good luck and have fun