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An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness. A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish man – “I’m celebrating.” Lady – “Me too.” Irish man – “What a coincidence! Why are you celebrating?” Lady – “My husband & I have tried for 4 years for a baby...

Mary and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Mary remarried and this time she & John had 5 more children. Mary finally died, after having 25 children...

Cinderella was 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now departed Prince, she happily sat In her rocking chair watching the world go by with her cat, Alan. One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all...

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! ! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth...

He slid into bed, kissed his wife on the cheek and fell into a deep sleep... He awoke before the Pearly Gates... St Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph"... Ralph was stunned, "I'm dead...? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back"... St Peter said, "Hmm, perhaps that...

Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in...

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he...

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend. " Second guy: "That's nothing! I had...

Thanks to NBS and Buzz Team we have a another raffle . The raffle is for a BuzzTV HD5 dongle device. It comes with the new buzz5 app. Like I said i have been out spraying 13 hr today. I was able listen to a lot of music. I Just happened to come across a song I haven't heard for years. Open to...

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No...

Paddy is at a nude beach in Spain. Out of manners and to prevent sunburn, he keeps his hat over his privates. A woman walks past sniggering and says, 'if you where a gentleman you'd lift your hat'. Patty replies , 'if you weren't so feckin ugly it Would lift itself!'

Thanks to NBS and Buzz Team we have a another raffle coming soon. The raffle is for a BuzzTV HD5 dongle device. It comes with the new buzz5 app Hoping to post the raffle in a few days

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4 to 6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while...

An armed thief entered a house mid-afternoon and found two people inside. He tied up the woman and ordered the man at the point of his gun to hand over the family's jewellery and other valuables. The frightened man started sobbing, and said. "You can take anything you want and even beat me...

Raffle is for a EZ Media box 4k Ultra , Quad Core, 2GB RAM. 8 GB MMC (memory), Dual WiFi Thanks to NBS and the EZ Media team for the raffle Sorry I never managed to get this posted over the weekend I was sicker them a dog. Rules are simple Open to all members and staff 1 guess every 6 hr...

The Hanging: An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about...

Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked "What's wrong?" The old man replied "I am married to a sexy 21 year old woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we have sex the minute I get home from work and right after dinner." The...

>>>>> >>>>> The only cow in a small Alberta village stopped giving milk. >>>>> >>>>> The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the border in Saskatchewan for $200. They bought the cow from Saskatchewan and the cow was wonderful. She produced lots of milk...

> > A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. > > He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo — she took the seat right beside him...

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I...