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An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, ‘Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually...

An old retired engineer John was celebrating 75 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 75 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor...

We will be able to have a Raffle thanks to NBS and the Buzz Team The prize will be a BuzzTV X5

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. ...The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." The second kid replies, "Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he...

Father Johnny and father Jack are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father Johnny says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand , and heads back...

A group of men lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. From then on their games weren't the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the three blokes talking about the situation. She said, "You know, I used to play on my...

A clean little chuckle....Three male dogs encounter a beautiful female poodle and immediately fall in love. Well aware of her own charms and her effect on males, she announces, "I want a mate with brains, therefore I will only date the dog who creates an imaginative, intelligent sentence using...

Two Army boys, Leroy & Jasper, from the hills of Kentucky were promoted right from privates to Sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates,"...

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being...

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex: "Tarzan not know sex!" He replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said. "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!" Horrified, she said. "Tarzan...

A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail...

While the priest was presenting a children's sermon he asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. In response to the...

> I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. > > > > I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. > > > > I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. > > > > Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a...

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the...

Not really a joke but well worth the read A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that...

🏆A Priest Was Being Honored 🏆 A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the church was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little talk at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say...

Saskatchewan Fire Insurance Quotation A man and his wife moved back home to Saskatchewan from Vancouver. The wife had a wooden leg, and to insure it in BC was $2000 a year! When they arrived in Saskatchewan, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the...

Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I do that every night.” The passenger replies, “My wife is conservative, she likes it the old-fashioned way. But if you tell me how you get your wife to do this, I...

last week while there they had a seminar on the different positions for making love. the MC posed the question who knows the most ways to have sex? One young man jumped up and said 7, another yelled out 13. An old man in the back of the room got to his feet and said in a tired and cracking...