riverratt
10-02-2015, 05:34 AM
Good Ol' boy Joe, he was a little bit slow, and we all know someone like good ol' Joe,
well on one fine morning Joe had been watching a Saturday morning fishing show, showing these guys up in Alaska ice fishing and after Joe's 6th morning wake up beer he decided he wanted to try ice fishing like the guys on TV. well Joe went outside grabbed his best cane pole and dug up a few worms and rolled his old truck down the hill, popped the clutch and off he went, headin out for a days fishin' right after a stop by the closest convenience store for 12 pack, Well Joe got to his spot and out on the ice he went, he had grabbed his saw and hammer and started pounding away on that ice, and off in the distance he heard a faint sound sayin' there's no fish here, so he looked around and didn't see anything, so he started poundin' away again, and sure enough he heard it faintly again, There's no fish here, so he looked up, thinking this must be God or something and again he didn't see anything, so off to pounding away again, this time he grabbed his chain saw and started pullin away on the starter rope, and all of a sudden to his surprise, The bright lights of the hockey rink came on, and a man's voice come over the loud speaker and said,, THERE'S NO FISH HERE !
well on one fine morning Joe had been watching a Saturday morning fishing show, showing these guys up in Alaska ice fishing and after Joe's 6th morning wake up beer he decided he wanted to try ice fishing like the guys on TV. well Joe went outside grabbed his best cane pole and dug up a few worms and rolled his old truck down the hill, popped the clutch and off he went, headin out for a days fishin' right after a stop by the closest convenience store for 12 pack, Well Joe got to his spot and out on the ice he went, he had grabbed his saw and hammer and started pounding away on that ice, and off in the distance he heard a faint sound sayin' there's no fish here, so he looked around and didn't see anything, so he started poundin' away again, and sure enough he heard it faintly again, There's no fish here, so he looked up, thinking this must be God or something and again he didn't see anything, so off to pounding away again, this time he grabbed his chain saw and started pullin away on the starter rope, and all of a sudden to his surprise, The bright lights of the hockey rink came on, and a man's voice come over the loud speaker and said,, THERE'S NO FISH HERE !