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10-23-2018, 09:56 AM
The Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, 'take a left when you enter the trailer park.'
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is 'Gus' from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is 'an apple a day.'
5. Your 'primary care physician' is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. 'Patient responsible for 200% of out-of- network charges' is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different colors with little 'M''s on them.
And The Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, 'take a left when you enter the trailer park.'
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is 'Gus' from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is 'an apple a day.'
5. Your 'primary care physician' is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. 'Patient responsible for 200% of out-of- network charges' is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different colors with little 'M''s on them.
And The Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.