Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself."
"Okay," God said, "I'll create a man for you."
Eve said, "A man! What's that?"
"He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well, he'll get lost easily, but never stop to ask for directions.
However, he is big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals. And he'll be fun in bed."
"Sounds great!" said Eve.
"Oh, and one more thing," God said. "He will want to believe that I made HIM first."
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09-23-2018, 01:03 PM #1crazybobs TV Expert
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09-24-2018, 01:00 AM #2Transparent Wall Technician
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because i can
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bwcbob.. ummm .... lol
be careful not to offend.. i can not open jars !
4me2c, i only delete what is bad for the site.Last edited by crazed 9.6; 09-24-2018 at 01:04 AM.
"The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
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As we know and realize you do Crazed.
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09-24-2018, 10:30 AM #4crazybobs TV Expert
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well crazed 7.2 I can lend you my copy of 7 minute abs - Use it for 4.5 minutes and you'll be bust them jars !
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