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    A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND

    A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND
    WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”
    HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?
    WIFE : Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.
    HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!
    WIFE: What! Where are you?
    Husband: Near the neighbourhood bakery.
    WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!
    After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
    WIFE:I’m at the bakery, where are you?
    HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!
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    Good one.

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    Damn Sooooooooonnn!
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    I could not stop laughing when I read that joke lol
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    Funny!!!!!!

 

 

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