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    Government job

    A guy goes to the Government to apply for a job.
    The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

    He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.

    "Okay, have you ever been in the military?"

    “Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

    The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

    Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

    The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

    The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.

    The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

    "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
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    Truth from a government supervisor Is a funny idea.

    Good one Farmer1.

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