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    Farmer At Work Farmer1's Avatar
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    'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'

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    >> I recently went to see my doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age - I am past Seventy Five.
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    >> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'
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    >> She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
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    >> Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' 'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
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    >> 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.
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    >> She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said...
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    >> She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a damn?'
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

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    Transparent Wall Technician crazed 9.6's Avatar
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    lol... ain't that the truth
    "The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
    - Frank Zappa

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    3 Time Nascar Pool Winner 4me2c's Avatar
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    One Can Still DREAM, can't One...?!?
    WWJD...!!!

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    To make the kids wait to get their two dollars, HEHEHEHEH!!

    Ah yes like the dream of Being Tommy Lee at that magic moment!!!!

    When you pee after standing at the toilet for five minutes.

    Another good one Farmer1!!!!

 

 

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