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    I got cut off by a taxi driver last week

    I got cut off by a taxi driver last week.
    I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank.
    I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?"
    "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him.
    "That's disgusting" he said "Get out of my cab"
    I got in the second taxi and said "How much to the station ?".
    "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him.
    "I'm not having any of that" he said "Get out of my cab"
    I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue.
    "How much to the station ?". "$5" said the driver.
    "Ok" I said "Let's go"
    As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big grin on my face!!..
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    Hahahahahaha!! NASTY!!!!! Excellent joke Farmer1!
    "Glass Half Full Always"

 

 

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