Bad Weather

[Farmer1]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

[4me2c]

and She thought the Milk Man wouldn't show up...?!?

[12icer]

Ah well just keep on with the plan, she may be more interested and responsive than usual!!! HEHEHEH!!!

[Benfica1]

Hahaha that was funny
Thank u 🤣