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    An old man goes to a restaurant

    An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.
    By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says,
    ‘Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.
    The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I’m afraid I’ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!’
    The old man gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.
    The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.
    A few minutes later the officer walks over to the old man’s table and says,
    ‘Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!’
    The old man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s r*ctum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says,
    ‘Go ahead!’
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    Well, I know what I'm Not having for Dinner...!!!
    WWJD...!!!

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    I'm wondering if this is why Kentucky fried chicken is figure licking good
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH BAD MIND SHOCK PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Putting out some Good ones Farmer1!!!!!

 

 

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