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    An old retired engineer John

    An old retired engineer John was celebrating 75 years on this earth.
    He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 75 today.
    Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every
    Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes!"
    "Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you? You know you're 75 today..
    Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade?
    Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."
    Then, he looked down at his crotch.
    "Hello Willie! You little Prick....
    Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 75.
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    Now that's a Belly Laffer...!!!
    WWJD...!!!

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    Glad Old George hasn't made it TO 75 yet, Right George, George, George wake the hell up, Whew, You still got some work to do!!!

 

 

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