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    I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull

    > I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
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    > I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
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    > I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
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    > Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
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    > He told me that the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to give him once per day.
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    > The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!
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    > He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
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    > I don't know what was in the pills the Vet prescribed ...
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    > ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

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    Lol, How far away are the Neighbors...?!?
    WWJD...!!!

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    Yeah tell them to keep all the female animals locked up tight, Any Squirrels and Possums around?? HEHEHEH Good one!!!

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    Good one Farmer1!!!! and it's original

 

 

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