Jokes in honor of bwcbob

[jony604]

Hey i am still here the pain is not going away, if you are wondering what happened to me
I lost a brother and my wife lost a sister both in there 60 from cancer and stroke within hours
so maybe a bit of a distraction might help will start posting soon

[Ryu]

Hey i am still here the pain is not going away, if you are wondering what happened to me
I lost a brother and my wife lost a sister both in there 60 from cancer and stroke within hours
so maybe a bit of a distraction might help will start posting soon

sorry to hear about your loses. pryer goes to you and your family. RIP

[crazed 9.6]

sorry to hear . Take care jony604

[Farmer1]

sorry for your loss take care

[4wheelin]

I am sorry to hear this ,you take care .

[zaang83]

My deepest sympathy, the pain never get easier but your ability to cope with it does.

[jony604]

Thank you for your kind

Bob was in trouble

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

[4me2c]

Lmao...so much for "Good Things come in Small Packages"...!!!

[zaang83]

Thank you for your kind

Bob was in trouble

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Bob liked to live dangerously!!!

[jony604]

Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. From now on when you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to whisper'."

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his Father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."