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    I will be back . Hello from Alaska!!!!

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    Enjoy the Diversion and the "Outdoors"...!!!
    WWJD...!!!

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    Now I will tell you those are some really good ones jony. I really liked the take back HEHEHEHEHEH I've had a few of those myself!!! AND some catch it's too. The catch it's are hard, but every once in a while you get lucky. THANX for the MANYMANY laughs and days to reflect on them and get another break!!!!!!!

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    Football Tryout

    The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.
    When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, 'You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus.' 'Forget the bonus,' the turkey said, 'All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?'

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    The Other 2 Wishes –

    A Blonde Redneck Guy Story
    A Blonde Redneck Guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless mug of beer.'
    A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled. The Guy is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties.
    Then the Genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?'
    The guy thinks for a moment and says, 'Give me two more just like this one!'

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    A blonde arrived for her first...

    A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.
    The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.
    The pro said, "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis."
    The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.
    The pro said, "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth."

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    Sorry but things are not well at home I need a bid of time. be back soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by jony604 View Post
    Sorry but things are not well at home I need a bid of time. be back soon
    take care bud
    Do not go gentle into that dark night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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    Sorry to hear that, take care
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

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    Hang in there jony604 and keep the Faith...!!! Praying and Hoping All will bee Fine SOON...!!
    WWJD...!!!

 

 
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