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    The Winter Boots

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    > Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?
    >
    > He asked for help and she could see why.
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    > Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots
    > still didn't want to go on.
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    > By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
    >
    > She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher,
    > they're on the wrong feet.'
    >
    > She looked, and sure enough, they were.
    >
    > It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was
    > putting them on.
    >
    > She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.
    >
    > He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
    >
    > She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and
    > scream, 'Why didn't you say so? ' like she wanted to.
    >
    > Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
    > boots off his little feet.
    >
    > No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,
    > 'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear 'em.'
    >
    > Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
    >
    > But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
    >
    > Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'
    >
    > He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    That's a Grrrrrrrrrr One...!!!
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    I could feel her frustration
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

 

 

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