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    Smart Kid

    >> *In a Store in US a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.*
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    >> *The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the Store, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.*
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    >> *So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".*
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    >> *To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him.*
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    >> *So the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half".*
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    >> *After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time.* *Where do you come from?"*
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    >> *To this the boy said, "I come from Brazil. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!"*
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    >> *The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Brazil".*
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    >> *To this the boy was stunned for a moment,but regained his posture and asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?"*
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    >> *Moral:-*
    >> *Presence of mind helps, Never Panic,*
    >> *There's always a solution!*

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    ARG: quick thinking lad!!! HEHEHEH good one Farmer1.
    Last edited by 12icer; 11-11-2021 at 02:11 AM.

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    Lad's gonna do well!
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    Quick Witted Indeed... Thanks for the Laff Farmer1...!!!
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