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    pastor's wife

    Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
    "I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife.
    Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?"
    The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
    After the services, he starts talking to the pastor, asking him all sorts of
    stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
    Finally the pastor gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
    Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the pastor...
    "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep
    you occupied."
    The pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...
    "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
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    I must be awful slow cause I had to re-read this 5 times before it dawned on me whose wife it was that Jack was sleeping with

    lmao hurray home now Mike !!
    "The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
    - Frank Zappa

 

 

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