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    Farmer At Work Farmer1's Avatar
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    A newlywed couple

    A newlywed couple arrive at the hotel for their honey moon. Manager says "welcome to our beautiful hotel we have your reservation ready."
    After 3 days the Manager gets worried about the honeymooners as he hasn't seen them since check in. He decides to go to check on them. He knocks on their door. The newlywed husband answers the door. The managers says " we were concerned about y'all. We have been worried as we haven't seen y'all in 3 days. How are y'all living without food?" The newlywed husband said "we are living on the fruits of love." The Manager says " well we appreciate that. But quit throwing your peelings out the window, you're choking our ducks."
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

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    EEEWWWW!!! No Peeking duck!!! Good one, Thanks for the laugh!!

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    Diplomatic Emissary zaang83's Avatar
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    Dayum SON!!!!!! !!!
    "Glass Half Full Always"

 

 

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