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    Crumpled Money

    >>>>>
    >>>>> While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in
    >>>>> very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled
    >>>>> up?"
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "No," said her husband.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of
    >>>>> her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a
    >>>>> soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> She then asked him, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt and
    >>>>> seductively reached into her panties..... and pulled out a crumpled
    >>>>> fifty dollar bill.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little
    >>>>> quicker with anticipation.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Now," she said, "have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars all crumpled up?"
    >>>>>
    >>>>> He said, "No!," desperately trying to contain his excitement.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> She said, "Check the garage."
    >>>>>
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    Transparent Wall Technician crazed 9.6's Avatar
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    I did not catch the meaning at first..,. but I got it.
    lmao, she ain't no dummy
    "The illusion of freedom will continue for as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will take down the scenery, move the tables and chairs out of the way, then they will pull back the curtains and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."
    - Frank Zappa

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    shes a smart one LOL
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    One Heck of a paper-weight for 50K...!!!
    WWJD...!!!

 

 

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