Waooo we know what color the hair down below is NOT then HUH???
SHHHHH my wife is Blonde and a lot smarter than me.
Some really great ones jony604 Made the day go from BZZZZ to a HOOOOTTT...
Waooo we know what color the hair down below is NOT then HUH???
SHHHHH my wife is Blonde and a lot smarter than me.
Some really great ones jony604 Made the day go from BZZZZ to a HOOOOTTT...
Are you kidding?
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -- say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free". He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife. She said "And just where do you think you're going?"
"I'm going too!" he replied.
"Why?" She asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year"!
Hmmmmm... Post # 267
WWJD...!!!
Even though i am the other Joker here you don't think i come up with one every day;
I tell You what You teach me how to find posted jokes and i will not do it again
PS did know it from memory . But i have to choose between bad and worst like the next one
Two bachelors...😍😍
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"
And thank you all of you that reply it doesn't matter what ,yes you too 4me2c
it keeps the thread open so i don't have to go dig it out every morning