Quote Originally Posted by jony604 View Post
hung chow calls into work and...

hung chow calls into work and says, "hey, boss i no come work today, i really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legshurt, i no come work."
the boss says, "you know hung chow, i really need you today.
When i feel like this i go to my wife and tell her give me sex.that makes everything better and i go work. You try that."
two hours later hung chow calls again. "boss, i do what you say and i feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.
excellent!! :d