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    Some great ones Jony604, I think that was the dean where I went, he knew all the stories too HEHEHEH. Man we need to hunt up that woman with the billion and get in to the wiener roast Ill be laughing all day mowing the yard, thanks for taking the weight off so many times!!!!!

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    Bob and Jony would like this one :



    A Priest and a Nun Get Stuck in a Blizzard

    They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself.

    As they get tucked in for the night the nun calls out, "Father, Father I'm cold!"

    So the priest gets up and puts another blanket on the nun. "Is that better Sister?" he asks. "Yes Father, much better," she replies. So he gets back in his sleeping bag and starts to nod off when she again calls out with, "Father I'm still cold!"

    So once again the priest gets up and puts another blanket on her, ensuring she is tucked into the bed well. "Is that better Sister?" he asks.

    "Oh yes Father, that's much better," she says.

    So the priest gets himself back into the sleeping bag and this time is just starting to dream when he wakes up to her call of, "Father, Father I'm just so cold!"

    The priest thinks long about this and finally says, "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a blizzard. No one but you, myself, and the lord himself will ever know what happens here this night. How about, just for this night, we act as though we were married?"

    The nun thinks on this for a minute, she can't help but admit to herself she's been curious, and finally answers with a tentative, "OK Father, just for tonight, we will act as though we are married."

    So the Father replies,










    "Get up and get your own damned blanket ya cow!" and rolls over to fall asleep.

    and 4me Hopes You All will like it too...!!!
    WWJD...!!!

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    LOL never saw that coming
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

 

 
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