the statue

[Farmer1]

A woman was in bed with her lover when her husband telephoned to say he was 5 min away.
“Hurry,” she said, “get up and stand in the corner.”
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
“Don’t move until I tell you,” she said. “Pretend you’re a statue.”
“What’s this?” the husband inquired as he entered the room.
“Oh it’s a statue.” she replied. “The Smith’s bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too.”
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
“Here,” he said to the statue, “have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith’s and nobody offered me a damned thing

[4me2c]

ROFLMAO...!!! Good One Farmer1...!!

[zaang83]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Touche'....................Tks Farmer1!