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    a farmer joke

    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate hay and wouldn't even look at a cow.
    I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow,
    I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
    He's like a machine!
    I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . . . . . but they kind of taste like peppermint.
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
    and
    WISDOM

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    LMOL... If You got that close to smell His Breath, might You bee just too Close...?!?
    Last edited by 4me2c; 03-04-2021 at 11:14 PM.
    WWJD...!!!

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    HAHAHAHA.........nice!!!
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