When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife.
But...after several weeks, my penis had gained several more inches, and was continuing to grow.
I became quite concerned.
At the rate it was growing, I would soon have problems dressing, and even walking, so my wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that, though rare, my condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective surgery.
My wife asked anxiously "How long will he be on crutches?".
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said my wife....."You're going to have to lengthen his legs, aren't you...? 😲