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    The Saskatchewan Drunk

    >> From:Subject: Fwd: The Saskatchewan Drunk
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    The Saskatchewan Drunk

    >>>> Recently, during a routine patrol, an RCMP patrolman parked down the street outside

    >>>> a Legion Hall just off the main Street in Saskatchewan.

    >>>> After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the Legion Hall. The gentleman was so

    >>>> intoxicated that he could barely walk. He then stumbled around the parking lot for a few

    >>>> minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his

    >>>> keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into.

    >>>> He sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook and line out the window and seemed

    >>>> to be trying to catch a fish. A number of other patrons paid no attention to this crazy drunk

    >>>> as they left the bar and drove off.

    >>>> Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night)

    >>>> flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and switched on the headlights.

    >>>> He then pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed

    >>>> a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron

    >>>> vehicles left. At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the parking lot and started to

    >>>> drive slowly down the road.

    >>>> The officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the

    >>>> flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over.

    >>>> He performed a Breathalyzer test on the gentleman who cooperated fully, and to his amazement.

    >>>> the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!

    >>>> Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to Headquarters.

    >>>> This Breathalyzer equipment must be broke.

    >>>> "I doubt it," said the truly proud Saskie, "tonight I'm the designated decoy.
    Last edited by Farmer1; 02-23-2021 at 10:52 PM.
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    HAHAHAHA...........nice! BTW, Farmer1, you might want to edit out the email addy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zaang83 View Post
    HAHAHAHA...........nice! BTW, Farmer1, you might want to edit out the email addy.
    done thanks my friend
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    Designated Decoy... I would have gone to the Station with Him just to see what the other Officers Reaction would bee...!!!
    WWJD...?!?

 

 

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