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    Oh, Brother...

    Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbour's house.

    She was a blonde, and for some reason, she was mad at the world.

    She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!"

    She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways."

    For some reason, I actually believed her and pushed through the door, and saw she had a rope tied to around her ankles.

    I asked, "Are you really trying to hang yourself?"

    "Yeah, so what?"

    "Well, usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their necks."

    "Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn't breathe."

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