Oh, Brother...

[bwcbob]

Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbour's house.

She was a blonde, and for some reason, she was mad at the world.

She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!"

She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways."

For some reason, I actually believed her and pushed through the door, and saw she had a rope tied to around her ankles.

I asked, "Are you really trying to hang yourself?"

"Yeah, so what?"

"Well, usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their necks."

"Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn't breathe."

[zaang83]

Duhuhuhuuh...........LOL!

[4me2c]

LMOL, Thanks for the Belly Laff bob and a "Good Day to Ya Mate"...!!!