A guy is going on a tour...

[bwcbob]

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.

At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.

The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise.

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide.

"The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured.

The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss" noise.

But every so often there is a "Pop!" noise.

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour.

"I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every tenth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

[zaang83]

That's simply scary...........

[4me2c]

Remember Benny Hill... "Cut out the Middleman", Most of the Time Condoms are not used...!!! Why do You "Think" those 1st 3 letters spell "con"...?!?

Good n Funny bob, Thanks for the Laff...!!!