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    Golf panties

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    > The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her
    > ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
    >
    > "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?" Ole demanded.
    >
    > "Well," she said, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
    > any."
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    > The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
    > decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
    >
    > Then the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
    > also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
    >
    > "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?"
    >
    > She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
    >
    > Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
    > $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
    >
    > Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
    > her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.
    >
    > "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?"
    >
    > She too explains, "You donna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
    > any."
    >
    > The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
    >
    > "Well fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb ... Tidy yerself up a bit."
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    She's a 70's kind of girl !!! Love It

 

 

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