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    Crissssssscoooo!'

    A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'

    Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

    The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere'

    The clerk is astonished. 'Your husband's name is Crisco?'

    The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public'

    'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?'

    'Lard ass.'

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    OMG to funny
    Two of the greatest qualities
    to have in live are:

    PATIENCE
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    WISDOM

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    BAM...!!! Good One Indeed...!! Thanks bob...!
    WWJD...!!!

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    Oh My!!! Still doesn't explain the Crisco nom.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaang83 View Post
    Oh My!!! Still doesn't explain the Crisco nom.............
    It was Lard before it became Crisco...!
    WWJD...!!!

 

 

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