Three Knots.....

[bwcbob]

Dan, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the
docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'

[Farmer1]

good one Bob

[4me2c]

Never eat pretzels in bed...!!!

Funny Indeed bob, Thanks for another LAFF'r...!!!