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    Three Knots.....

    Dan, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the
    docks once more, for old times sake.

    He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

    He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

    The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

    She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'

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    good one Bob
    There are no dumb questions. Just dumb answers.

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    Never eat pretzels in bed...!!!

    Funny Indeed bob, Thanks for another LAFF'r...!!!
    WWJD...?!?

 

 

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