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    Even when the man is listening.....

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.

    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

    Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

    He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

    One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

    The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

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    Women leave so many Options on the Table don't They...?!?

    Good Funny One, Thanks bob...!!!
    WWJD...?!?

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    Well, you are supposed to be a mind reader...............come on folk!

 

 

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