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    Patient:" I'm in a hospital!

    Patient:" I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?"

    Doctor: "You've had an accident involving a bus."

    Patient: "What happened?"

    Doctor: "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"

    Patient: "Give me the bad news first."

    Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them."

    Patient: "That's terrible! What's the good news?"

    Doctor: "There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers."

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    DAYUM!!!!! Opportunists!!!!

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    Never let a Good crisis go to waste...!!!
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