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    Raffle prizes...

    Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

    The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

    Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti.

    Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.

    About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers.

    Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"

    "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

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    Clearly Stated it was/is a "Toilet" Brush...!!! Where They Live...?!?

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    Ouch lol....
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