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    The Preacher and the Peanuts.....

    A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.

    As he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.

    "Mind if I have a few?" he asks.

    "No, not at all!" the woman replied.

    They chat for an hour and, as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.

    "I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts. I really just meant to eat a few."

    "Oh, that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."

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    Love it. Glad to see your back
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    LMOL... Good n Funny Indeed... Thanks for the Laff bob... Also Glad 2 C U R Back...!!!

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    Me too BBOB Glad you are back, Great one. Thanks

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    Holy s*!t!! Excellent!!!!!!

 

 

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